1 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:10,636 2 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:53,220 Despite the fact there are over 8 million people... 3 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:54,805 ...on the island of Manhattan... 4 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:59,142 ...there are times when you still feel shipwrecked and alone. 5 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:01,895 Times when even the most resourceful survivor 6 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:06,024 will feel the need to put a message in a bottle, or on an answering machine. 7 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:10,195 Hey, this is Aidan. I'm not in. Leave a message. 8 00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:11,113 9 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:12,656 10 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:21,415 Ah, yes! 11 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,167 Strong arms. 12 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:25,627 Earth to heaven, yes. 13 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:28,338 Remember, every movement has a meaning. 14 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,465 I couldn't help but wonder what it meant 15 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:32,551 that I wanted to talk to my ex-boyfriend again. 16 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:34,928 I've been making faux calls to Aidan. 17 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:37,848 -What? -"Faux." F-A-U-X, where you dial... 18 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:40,350 ...but you have no idea what to say if he actually answers. 19 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:42,060 It's emotional Russian roulette. 20 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:44,313 You mean, you call and you hang up? 21 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:46,732 -Yeah, that's pretty much the drill. -Why would you do that? 22 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:50,986 I don't know. I don't even know why I'm telling you. Don't tell anybody else. 23 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:55,240 Carrie, tell them what you told me. 24 00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:57,784 That I'm not going to your African dance class ever again 25 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,328 or that you can't keep a secret? 26 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:01,288 Carrie's calling Aidan. 27 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:04,082 -And hanging up. -Why are you calling him? 28 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:05,834 29 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:08,545 I think I want him back. 30 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:11,632 How do I do this? 31 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:14,426 Well first, you have to be willing to accept the fact that 32 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:16,178 after what happened, he might not want to hear it. 33 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:18,221 I am willing to accept that fact. How do I do this? 34 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:22,059 You don't. One word, honey. "Granola." So not you. 35 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:24,478 Aidan's perfect. He stripped her floors. 36 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:27,397 He just needs to get rid of the turquoise rings and the tummy. 37 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:30,233 Oh, the tummy is gone! At that thing last week, he looked... 38 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,110 ...disturbingly good. 39 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:34,821 -He's the new, improved Aidan. -Low-fat granola. 40 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,407 Yeah, yeah, yeah. He looks good. 41 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:40,410 That's not why I want him back, though. I just miss him. 42 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:43,121 -Did you miss him before you saw him? -What about the turquoise? 43 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:46,333 I miss him! I've missed him for months. 44 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:51,630 Okay, you need a safe approach, in case he rejects you. 45 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:54,800 -E-mail him. -No, I don't believe in e-mail. 46 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:57,427 I'm old-fashioned gal, I prefer calling and hanging up. 47 00:02:57,594 --> 00:03:00,722 Oh, come on, honey! You gotta get online, if only for the porn. 48 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:02,849 Yeah. Would you please stop sending me those? 49 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,976 Come on, it's funny. 50 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:08,605 No, I can't get e-mail just to write to Aidan, that's pathetic. 51 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:10,732 It's not just e-mail, you can shop online. 52 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:14,569 -No, shopping is my cardio. -Okay, I know what to do. 53 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,947 Don't call, don't e-mail, 54 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,574 just show up at his furniture store... 55 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:21,952 ...wearing these. 56 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,329 -Ew! What are those? -Fake nipples. 57 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:26,498 And why are we carrying them around? 58 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:28,750 They were sent to me, some kind of promotional thing. 59 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:31,920 Really? Is there a Nipple Council? Are nipples getting a bad rep? 60 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:33,755 Nipples are huge right now. 61 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:37,092 Open any magazine. It's not that cold. 62 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:40,095 Those girls are either tweaking, or they're wearing these. 63 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:42,013 Sam, put them in. I wanna see how they work. 64 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:45,100 Samantha already leads with her breasts. It's not a very good experiment. 65 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:46,560 Miranda, you try them. 66 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:50,021 Oh, yeah! Now that, I'd like to see. 67 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:53,483 I'm not certain, but I have a feeling my boobs were just insulted. 68 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:55,736 -All right, cover me. -All right. 69 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:57,696 -That's it. -Oh. 70 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:00,782 That's obscene. Okay, walk. 71 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:07,789 "We have secretly replaced Miranda's normal nipples with rubber ones. 72 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,458 Let's see what happens." 73 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:12,961 74 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:17,466 Okay, that's it, I want my nipples back. 75 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,885 The next day, sans nipples, 76 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:23,138 Miranda's cardio put my cardio to shame. 77 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:25,307 She was training for the marathon. 78 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:28,185 And running wasn't the only thing getting her heart rate going. 79 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:30,020 You sure you're in the right group? 80 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:32,147 Ten-minute mile, right? I was here last week. 81 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:34,566 Yeah, I know. But the thing is... 82 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,902 ...we never get any cute guys in this group. 83 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:39,112 All the cute guys are in the seven-minute mile group. 84 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,865 So, I'm the cutest of the slow guys, is what you're saying? 85 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:42,866 86 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,409 -Knee surgery. -Oh! 87 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,538 Have you run the marathon before? 88 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,290 -Past four years. -Wow. 89 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,626 -What about you? -First time. 90 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:57,714 -We should train during the week. -Are there runs during the week? 91 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:00,258 I don't know. I meant just the two of us. 92 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,886 Oh. Sure, that'd be great. 93 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:06,807 Miranda was thrilled, but she still wasn't sure... 94 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:09,851 ...if he was interested in anything more than a running buddy. 95 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,645 Stay in line. 96 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:15,816 And uptown, Charlotte's marathon redecoration continued. 97 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:18,819 I can't believe I ever questioned this wallpaper. 98 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:20,612 I love this wallpaper. 99 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:22,906 -And I love you. -Aw! 100 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:29,579 Well, I guess we're done with this room. Time to move on to the study. 101 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:34,835 There's one room in every marriage that forces the question: 102 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:38,338 "How long do we want it to be just the two of us?" 103 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,841 It's right off our bedroom, so... 104 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:43,134 Well... 105 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:47,973 -What do you want to do with this room? -It could be a good room for a... 106 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:49,891 B... 107 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:51,142 A... 108 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:52,811 B-Y? 109 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:56,356 I think we already have enough bathrooms. 110 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,736 Trey and Charlotte were finally on the same page. 111 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:04,281 And the page had a baby on it. 112 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:08,577 Meanwhile, Samantha went shopping, nipples blazing, 113 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:12,539 and picked up a '94 cabernet and an '84 Harvard MBA. 114 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,292 Believe me, this is nothing. It's a blip. 115 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,670 No, we can't retract it, because that's what you said. 116 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:22,382 Warren Dreyfous was a founder of the communications strategy firm, 117 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:25,427 that made the Exxon oil spill an "incident"... 118 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:27,178 ...rather than a "debacle." 119 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:29,222 Look, I gotta go. Yeah. 120 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:32,559 Next time, talk to me before you talk to the press. 121 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,227 All right, man. Bye. 122 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:36,187 Sorry about that. 123 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:39,482 About talking on the phone, or staring at my nipples? 124 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,401 About talking on the phone. 125 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:53,663 That night, I tried to compose my first e-mail. 126 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:57,375 A witty, yet sexy, yet sensitive note to Aidan. 127 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:58,543 128 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:17,312 129 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:21,441 And across town, Samantha was getting some male, as well. 130 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:22,734 131 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,612 Oh! 132 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:27,322 133 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:29,991 As a lover, Warren was fantastic. 134 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:34,829 But as a communications strategist, he made one major mistake. 135 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:39,000 Samantha, does your gina-wina want a little visit 136 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:41,336 from my mister-mister? 137 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:47,592 -No. -Ick! He didn't say that. 138 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:51,429 It's not what he said, it's how he said it, in baby talk. 139 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:54,975 Ugh, baby talk's the worst. How can they think it's sexy? 140 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:59,312 It's like putting ketchup on prime rib. Stop, you're ruining it. 141 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:02,107 I know, it's such a shame, because this guy is hot. 142 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:05,276 I finally had to sit on his face to shut him up. 143 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:08,029 You know, some men use baby talk to avoid intimacy. 144 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:11,116 While others simply choose not to respond to your e-mail. 145 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:14,744 -Aidan still hasn't written back? -Fourteen hours, but who's counting? 146 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:17,288 Oh, my God! Oh! 147 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:19,916 Isn't this adorable? 148 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:23,003 Don't you think that maybe it's a wee bit small? 149 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,671 Oh, you guys. 150 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:27,507 Trey and I are trying to have a baby. 151 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:29,009 Oh. 152 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:30,510 Why? 153 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:33,013 Don't you think that maybe you should wait awhile? 154 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:35,056 -You guys just got back together. -I can't wait. 155 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:37,142 I'm the oldest woman I know who doesn't have a baby. 156 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:42,147 The oldest married woman who wants one. You know what I mean. 157 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:44,524 Sweetie, if that's what you want, I'm very happy for you. 158 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:45,942 -Thanks. -You're welcome. 159 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:48,945 And I promise, I won't become one of those mothers 160 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:52,032 -who can only talk about Diaper Genies. -Good. 161 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:53,616 162 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,326 Oh! Look over here. 163 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:58,079 -What the hell is a Diaper Genie? -I don't know. 164 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,331 Someone you hire to change a kid's diaper? 165 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,416 Huh. 166 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,626 Charlotte. 167 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:05,545 Hi, Tricia! 168 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,922 Tricia Watson was one of those hip moms 169 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:11,843 for whom Barneys would always be stores, not dinosaurs. 170 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:15,221 Cliff told me you and Trey are back together. I'm so glad. 171 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:17,474 This is Mary Elizabeth. 172 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,810 -Hello, Mary Elizabeth. I'm Charlotte. -Pleased to meet you. 173 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:25,523 -Trey and I are trying to get pregnant. -Oh, that's great. 174 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:28,526 You and Cliff should come over for dinner this week. 175 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:31,488 We just redecorated our dining room. We haven't even used it yet. 176 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:35,450 I'd love to, but try finding a sitter for three kids under eight. 177 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:39,037 I can't believe I'm 34 with three kids. 178 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:45,794 I invited the Watsons over for dinner Tuesday. They're bringing their kids. 179 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:47,170 All righty. 180 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:52,759 Charlotte, 35 with no kids, decided it was time to get serious. 181 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:57,764 The next day, I worked on a little piece I was calling: 182 00:09:57,847 --> 00:10:00,725 "Thirty-six hours, and still no response from Aidan." 183 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:04,896 The Indians had to wait up to six months for a response. 184 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:08,650 It took me six months to get the message that I wanted to be with Aidan. 185 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:11,236 And now I couldn't wait another minute. 186 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,155 Are all these improvements in communication... 187 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:15,907 ...really helping us communicate? 188 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,617 In matters of love, 189 00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:20,662 do actions really speak louder than words? 190 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,331 I decided to take action. 191 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:26,084 And this time... he answered. 192 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:29,295 - Hello. -Why won't you respond to my e-mail? 193 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,172 -Who is this? -Oh. 194 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:34,467 -It's Carrie, hi. -Hey. 195 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,720 I was just asking if you ever got my e-mail. 196 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:39,430 -"Shoegal." -What? 197 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:41,349 That's my screen name. Shoegal. 198 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:43,601 Oh yeah, yeah, I think I got it and deleted it. 199 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,270 That's not very neighborly. 200 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:48,731 I get so much damn junk mail, if I don't know an address. 201 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:52,902 Oh, I have the opposite problem. I've received two e-mails total. 202 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,572 One from Miranda, and one welcoming me to AOL. 203 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,949 -What did it say? -Just, you know... 204 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:02,370 ...how to use the different features and stuff, and "welcome." 205 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,914 -No, the one you-- -Oh! 206 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,166 Oh. The one I... 207 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,501 The one to you. Oh. Um... 208 00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:12,255 It doesn't even matter. You know what I was thinking? 209 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:16,050 I was thinking that you and Steve and Miranda and me could go out sometime. 210 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:17,427 You know, just like as a... 211 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:22,432 -you know, a fun group thing. -Yeah, yeah, sounds good. 212 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:24,350 Okay, great, so I'll set it up? 213 00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:25,935 -Okay. -Okay. 214 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,312 -Okay. -Okay. 215 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:29,731 -Bye. -Bye. 216 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:33,443 217 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,072 Meanwhile, Miranda's run led to: 218 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:40,575 "Wanna come up for coffee?" which led to sex, 219 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:44,746 which led her to believe that Marathon Man could be more than a running buddy. 220 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,583 I'm all sweaty. 221 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,752 You taste great. 222 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,092 223 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:13,107 224 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:16,319 Hey Miranda, did you get my e-mail about our double whatever-it-is? 225 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:17,904 Yes, and I'm ignoring it. 226 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,907 So far, not impressed with the e-mail. 227 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,408 Why would I go out with Steve? 228 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,535 No, no, you're not going out with Steve. 229 00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:27,163 You're going as my airbag, in case there's an impact. 230 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,624 And Steve's going as Aidan's air bag. 231 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:30,541 232 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:31,960 Well, would you explain that to Steve? 233 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:33,836 Because I don't want him to get the wrong impression. 234 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,672 -I'm dating other people now. -Who? 235 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,423 -Marathon Man? -Yes. 236 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:41,010 -We slept together after our run. -Well, I guess he was interested. 237 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:43,137 Did he live up to his nickname? 238 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,223 It was good, except he kind of... 239 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:48,476 ...licked my butt. 240 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:54,107 -Be specific. You mean the cheeks or-- -It was more localized than that. 241 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:55,441 Ah... 242 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:59,612 Wait a minute, are we talking tuchis-lingus? 243 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:00,863 I'm afraid so. 244 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:05,493 And I thought it was weird. It's weird, right? I mean, are we doing this now? 245 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:09,372 -If the guy is willing, why not? -Anyone other than Samantha? 246 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,875 No, no, I never had a guy do the TL on me. Nope! 247 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:15,628 Well actually no, one time, it almost happened, 248 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,588 but I got the feeling he just lost his way. 249 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,132 Hmm? 250 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:20,842 Well,Trey likes to do it. 251 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,012 We're married. 252 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:28,975 Okay, I'm definitely in the slow sexual group if even Charlotte is open to this. 253 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,936 There's something happening with men and the ass. 254 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:32,854 It's true. 255 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:36,357 The last few guys I've been with have been much more eager to attend to it, 256 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:37,650 you know, digitally. 257 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,736 How did this happen? How did they get the message 258 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:41,738 that the ass is now on the menu? 259 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:45,450 I bet there's one loud-mouthed guy who found some woman who loved it 260 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,785 and told everybody, "Women love this!" 261 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,330 -Who is this guy? -Who's the woman who loved it? 262 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,957 -Don't knock it until you try it. -Bingo. 263 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:56,502 Maybe I shouldn't have pulled away so fast. Was this my last shot? 264 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,671 Am I out of the ass loop forever? I mean... 265 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,548 I can't bring myself to ask for it. 266 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:03,092 You don't have to ask for it, just lean into it. 267 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,887 No words necessary. He'll get the signal. 268 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,806 But then...do I have to reciprocate? 269 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,809 No. I would never do it back to them. 270 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,603 -Neither would I. -Me neither. 271 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,021 You wouldn't? 272 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:21,027 That night, Charlotte performed a more traditional wifely duty. 273 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:24,072 She cooked dinner for her husband and their guests. 274 00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:25,406 Go ahead, everyone. 275 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,911 This looks amazing, Charlotte! 276 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,579 Trish is amazed that anyone cooks. 277 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,374 Well, Trish has three kids, which keeps her kind of busy. 278 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:37,126 I don't want to sit next to the lady. 279 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,128 -Martin, that's "one." -Hmmph! 280 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,756 -How many does he get? -Forty-five. 281 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,925 But I don't wanna. 282 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,968 - Martin! 283 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,846 -We can rearrange, if you want. -No, it's fine. 284 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:50,848 285 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,226 -Martin. Do you need your inhaler? - No. 286 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,895 He's asthmatic. Not going to be much in the sports department. 287 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,189 Not all little boys have to play sports. 288 00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,942 Don't talk to me like you talk to the kids. 289 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,777 Martin, up here. 290 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,904 291 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:09,409 -Fancy shoes there, Hank. -They used to be mine. 292 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:10,952 And now he won't go out without 'em. 293 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,662 Don't talk about him like that. 294 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,288 Don't you talk to me like that. 295 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,790 296 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,376 That night, Trey and Charlotte didn't have sex. 297 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,462 And they didn't have sex the next night, either. 298 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:24,841 This time, inaction was speaking louder than words. 299 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,635 So, this guy from pest control comes over 300 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,554 and sticks a few dead ones on a tape strip... 301 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,806 I, on the other hand, was full of words. 302 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,476 They're everywhere. So I say to him, "What are they?" 303 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:39,188 He says, "Lady, I don't know, that's why I'm sending them in to the lab." 304 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:42,150 And I'm thinking, "This is New York, this is the pest guy. 305 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,944 And I got something. He doesn't know what it is... 306 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,071 ...and that ain't good!" 307 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,490 308 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:55,371 I gotta take a leak, I'm laughing too hard. 309 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,039 Man, I was gonna go. 310 00:15:57,498 --> 00:16:00,209 -And? -And we're men. We don't do that. 311 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,878 Women can do that. Men can't. 312 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:03,796 You should go. Break with convention. 313 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:05,798 What the hell, I'm man enough. 314 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:09,802 Do I get a say in this? We're already partners in the bar. 315 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,305 -People are going to talk. - We're going to the bathroom. 316 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:17,018 So apparently Aidan needed an airbag in the bathroom. 317 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,644 You know what? I think I'm okay. 318 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:21,147 -You mean, you think you're over him. -No, I think you can go. 319 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,816 I don't even get flan? 320 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,985 The thing is, if you don't leave now... 321 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:28,779 then we're gonna have to end the night together, you know, 322 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,324 we have to hug and share cabs according to neighborhood. 323 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,784 And then I won't have any time alone with him. 324 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,162 Yeah... yeah, okay. 325 00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:38,831 Okay. And can you take Steve with you? 326 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,587 327 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,050 -Thank you for walking me home. -Oh. 328 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:53,012 You live four blocks from the restaurant. It's the least I could do. 329 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,099 Good to see you tonight. 330 00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,644 I think I want to get back together. 331 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,062 Oh, fuck, I... 332 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,650 ...was afraid you were going to say something like that. 333 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,072 I was willing to try the friendship thing, but I can't... 334 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,115 do the relationship thing. 335 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,828 But... you... 336 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:22,083 You put your hand on my hand. 337 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:26,087 -What? -At the restaurant, you... 338 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,257 Oh. I was trying to make you comfortable. 339 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,802 You seemed so nervous telling that bug story. 340 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,096 Oh. 341 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:37,974 342 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,810 Oh, well... like 343 00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,396 then I guess I should... 344 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:49,944 Good night. 345 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,330 Good night. 346 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:06,085 Miranda didn't answer her phone so I left a desperate message 347 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,254 and started to send her a desperate e-mail. 348 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:12,425 349 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,176 -Hello? -Hey. 350 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:17,763 I was just about to call you. I was IM-ing Marathon Man. 351 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,850 Interesting. Will your tuchis be wanting some lingus? 352 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,519 Uh, listen, if things work out between him and me... 353 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,439 we never had that conversation. He's coming over. 354 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:29,775 Well, I guess you'll be having dessert after all. 355 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:33,946 What happened to my airbag outside the restaurant? Steve tried to kiss me. 356 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,197 Aidan kissed me. 357 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,949 Although, we kinda miskissed. 358 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,535 And I wasn't gonna kiss him at all, coz he said he just wanted to be friends. 359 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,829 But then he kissed me. What does that mean? 360 00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:43,372 361 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:46,334 Oh, my God, he's online. Can he see me? 362 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,252 No, just step away from the computer. 363 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,671 -No, I'm going to go back there. -Where? To Aidan's? 364 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,048 I know he's home. 365 00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:54,383 Carrie, pace yourself, send him an e-mail or something. 366 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:58,971 No, because then he'll just say that he doesn't wanna see me but I know he does. 367 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,557 His words said "no," but his kiss said "yes." 368 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,976 That's the defense invoked by date rapists. 369 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,145 I know he still feels it. 370 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:12,652 When men attempt bold gestures, it's generally considered romantic. 371 00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:23,704 When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psycho. 372 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,582 I was hoping to prove I was neither. 373 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:32,922 Hey again, you. 374 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,385 You haven't been out here since I went up, have you? 375 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:40,096 No, no, I went home. 376 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:42,306 And you came back? 377 00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:44,892 Yeah, I came back. 378 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:47,728 See, I... 379 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,147 I think... 380 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:55,111 No, I feel fairly certain that there is still something between us. 381 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,448 I had a nice time tonight... 382 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,200 with you, I did. 383 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,077 But I just want to leave it at that. 384 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:04,704 Well... 385 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,416 Can I come up and talk to you for a few minutes? 386 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,376 I don't think that's a good idea. 387 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,338 Because of what might happen? 388 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,635 Because it's not a good time. 389 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:25,433 Look, I know that you're probably scared and I would be too. 390 00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:27,017 But it's different now. 391 00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:30,187 Things are different. I'm different. 392 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,023 In fact, wait a second. 393 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:36,110 In fact, cigarettes? Gone. 394 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:40,698 Seriously, all bad habits, gone. This is a whole new thing. 395 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:44,535 Because I miss you. And I've missed you. 396 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:49,123 And it's not just because you look so good, you do, and you should know that. 397 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,251 But I lie in bed at night, and I think about us. 398 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,670 And I think about you holding me and-- 399 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,589 You broke my heart! 400 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:04,388 Carrie. 401 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:11,896 Samantha, I love your titty-witties. 402 00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:14,440 As I was wishing I had said nothing... 403 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,901 ...Samantha decided she had to say something. 404 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,402 Warren... 405 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:23,032 You're a great fuck, but I don't need the baby talk. 406 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:27,661 You don't have to call these my titty-witties, these are my breasts. 407 00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:30,164 And you don't have to say anything about them. 408 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:34,001 It's just sex, and it's fine. 409 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:40,966 Warren? 410 00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:42,718 411 00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:46,430 Warren? 412 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:51,727 Would you please come out of there? Can we talk about this like adults? 413 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:54,855 We're not finished. 414 00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:59,610 I was very closey-wosey. 415 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:04,949 Okay, you can call them titty-witties. 416 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:08,869 I'm leaving. I got an early day tomorrow. 417 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:13,541 Come on, don't pout. We were having such a nice time. 418 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:15,709 It was only a suggestion. 419 00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:17,711 Where are my shoes? Ah. 420 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:25,761 Samantha realized that she wore the nipples and attracted a big baby. 421 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,054 422 00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:31,225 And speaking of babies, Charlotte and Trey still were not. 423 00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:34,562 This was delivered today. 424 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,232 I ordered that a week ago. 425 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,902 They needed time to engrave, and I totally forgot. 426 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,989 "We had each other and then we had you. 427 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:48,117 And then we had everything. 428 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:49,869 Love, Mommy and Daddy." 429 00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:50,995 430 00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:54,415 It's completely premature. I was just so excited. 431 00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:55,791 And now? 432 00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,586 Do you not want a baby anymore? 433 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,548 Of course I do. 434 00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:04,675 Don't you? 435 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,636 We pretty much stopped trying after the Watsons came over. 436 00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:09,597 Yeah. 437 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,893 Kids don't even want to sit by me. 438 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,398 I want to sit next to you. 439 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,153 440 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:31,452 I knew Cliff and Tricia when they were first married, they were so in love. 441 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,914 Now they're just... 442 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,167 Parents. 443 00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:40,044 Yeah. 444 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:48,552 Maybe... if we only have one child. 445 00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:51,847 Have one, to start. 446 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:54,975 See how we do. 447 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:56,936 Besides... 448 00:23:57,061 --> 00:24:00,856 Then Trey told the lie that all parents-to-be have to tell themselves 449 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,441 in order to procreate. 450 00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:04,193 Our kids will be different. 451 00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:08,447 Even though the whole experience had them a little rattled... 452 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:12,743 that night Trey and Charlotte made love and possibly a baby. 453 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:18,165 And downtown, Miranda seemingly had her communication problem licked. 454 00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:24,254 And she felt like she should do something in return. 455 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,384 Would you like a massage? 456 00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:30,844 I would love one. 457 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:58,956 I don't want to do that! 458 00:25:00,374 --> 00:25:01,917 Why didn't you just say you weren't interested, 459 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:03,836 before you were talking into my ass? 460 00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:19,309 461 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,855 462 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,327 This time, we didn't need any words. 463 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:40,831 464 00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:28,295 You wanna do this to make up for the past? 465 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:32,132 Relieve your conscience? 466 00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:34,551 'Cause we're okay. 467 00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:39,306 I've mentally kicked your butt all over Manhattan. 468 00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:44,061 I'm fine now. 469 00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:45,771 No. 470 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:48,941 No, I just... 471 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:53,445 I love you. 472 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,117 I still love you, I just... 473 00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:03,956 wish that I could be your girlfriend again. 474 00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:14,508 I need to think about that. 475 00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:26,645 His actions said he still loved me, or maybe he just missed me... 476 00:27:26,937 --> 00:27:28,605 or maybe he needed closure. 477 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:30,774 Maybe I'd never know. 478 00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:32,276 479 00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:37,906 The next morning, due to sheer embarrassment, 480 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,950 Miranda got what she needed. 481 00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:44,746 A running buddy who pushed her into the nine-minute mile group. 482 00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:51,170 And I still had no response from Aidan. 483 00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:03,015 Hey, Carrie, you up there? 484 00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:09,563 Okay, let's give it a shot. 485 00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:11,440 Really? 486 00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:14,067 Do you wanna come upstairs? 487 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:16,445 No, I promised Pete I'd take him for a walk. 488 00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:17,654 Oh. 489 00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:19,448 You wanna go for a walk? 490 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:20,824 Yeah! 491 00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:23,368 Yeah, let's go for a walk. 492 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:27,289 -Okay. -Don't move, okay? 493 00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:32,502 I'll be right there! 494 00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:50,312